Wednesday, January 26, 2011

No Shit !




Just last week I travelled to Jabalpur by train, and was more than amused to find this beautiful piece of art in the Urinal. I say ‘art’, because if we were to use logic, this board served no more purpose than that.

It was an AC Coach, yes, it was 2 Tier even. But it still does not mean that the guys cleaning the loos will be able to decipher a word of what the Railway authorities intended for them to read. Yah right!
I will repeat my point here if the picture above wasn’t enough  – Cleaning Instructions were put up on a board inside the loo written in English and only English.

When I started reading the board, I thought it is meant for the users. Except it wasn’t. Not a word of it was for me! All of it was for the kind souls who clean the loos for us, except they don’t understand the cryptic rules they are supposed to abide by, while at it.

It’s unbelievable how senseless some people on positions are. They do things for the sake of doing it. It’s like – ‘We are so cool if we use English, we will use it everywhere to display our progressive approach!’
I tried to inform the TC about this, however, he asked me to go to bed. Let’s hope someone soon realises the redundancy of it all.

P.S. – Sorry for the poor image quality. That was the best my phone camera could manage in the fancy surrounding.

P.P.S – Carry your own pillow the next time train travel approaches. What they give nowadays is this little piece of cotton stuffed in a tiny white bag. Guaranteed back-ache. 


Friday, January 7, 2011

Upswing or Downswing ?


Yes or no
In or out
Love or hate
Up or down
Truth or lie
Live or die
Hold or behold
Mind or soul

Don’t let choices fool you. They are all the same. Pick what makes you happy.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Resolutions 2.0

This file is titled 2.0 because I want to miss the step of fucking up my initial Utopian plan and jump straight to the achievable one. The idea to share these silly things here is that in some twisted way I would feel more accountability towards accomplishing them. Or some of them.

I don’t know if resolutions are supposed to be of a fixed kind. I have never consciously thought about making one. However, the first day of the new decade gave me some hints. Hints that were staring at me in my face. Hints that said, I could easily improve a lot many aspects of my life. Very simply so.
Here I go:

1.       I will sit up straight at all times, so that in future, my backbone doesn’t try to make love to my knees.
2.       I will have a massive VETO over my tear glands. They will not be allowed to trip on their own.
3.       I will learn to be kind to my Mommy. Even if she nags me all day long. I nagged her for 9 whole months!
4.       I will restrain from fighting with Auto guys.  Will resort to direct slaps.
5.       I will not believe what I want to believe. I will say hello to Mr. Reality more often.
6.       I will love beer a little less, and love my belly a little more.
7.       I will stop cleaning random spaces. Or random peoples’ spaces.
8.       I will hide my credit and debit card in the most unapproachable drawer for 364 days of the year.
9.       I will not mock everything Madu.
10.   I will learn the Stock Market and its workings.

All the above points come with a prefix of try. However, I will genuinely seriously try.
Thanks everyone for all your mean words and your irritated looks. It helped ruin my 2010, and will hopefully help make my 2011.


A la prochaine 



Saturday, January 1, 2011

Lived Well. Live Again!

If 2010 was a year to take note of shocking outcries, 2011 looks like one hell of a bitch.

Now bitches could do you good sometimes. My bitch of a day (today) seemed to carry a lot many promises. A lot many hopes. A lot many woahs...

Without delving into the whys and hows, let get straight to the 2010 personal WOAHS...!

1.    Graduated as a Mican who ATTENDED classes like her batchmates !!
2.    Pulled of my stunt of the year during Graduation
3.    Shared love and friendship with our highness, Rani Sahiba. Finally, after 4 years !
4.    Had the blonde moment of the century with the idiotic mail !
5.    Loved the first 4 months at Balaji ! (definitely WOAH)
6.    Survived the next 4 !!
7.    Managed to have offices on the same street as Mots’. Yet again.
8.    Started driving normally J
9.    Arrrrun got married
10. Daddy dearest knows my deepest darkest secret
11. The above took place without any form of intoxication present
12. Big man meets my man. Phew.
13. Opened FB every single day for the past 4 months due to work
14. MICA Alumni came. And went :O
15. Partied, Fought, Broke up, Hugged. REPEAT.
16. Partied with the best Losers in town for a warm 2011 welcome. 
However, the entire year and its doings can be stated in the words I wrote here earlier.
To. For. Of. (2010)

Un-high drinking. Sleeping, yet not. Bending backwards. Never coming forward. Shamelessness. Sadly mental. Gladly physical. Smiling. Rediscovering the same old friends. Christmas-y Cleaning. Making strange sounds. Ordering the eyes to stay put. To stay dry. Smooth drives. Scary Signals. Doing the expected. All over again. Dancing, without music. Taking a knock. Unstructuring. Pasting Winners. Dreaming a Pasta. Delivering one. 'Getting down'. So fucking down. Uncareful. Being a bitch. Feeling like one. Cheating. Unconditional loving. 
Hoping against hopes. Creating a blog. Being kinetic. 
Living a little. Same as yesterday. 


..........Happy Happy New Year..........